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how does this work? khalid shaikh mohammed, the right hand in al-qaeda, who was recently capture in pakistan and is breaking under friendly torture ('he's just a man,' said the pakistan official, 'and no man will hold out forever') is apparently...

well, Time Travel Jesus: The Tale of Coffee in all its mismatched, pointless glory has been finished. i have no idea if people were reading it, but i (and i must assume the lovely miss ness was with me in this) was getting a small...

went and saw Solaris tonight. despite my previous claim to stay away from steven sodenberg films, i failed. i saw an interview with him and george clooney, and about how they made this film hey wanted too which made no money and got some minor...

it was another huntsman. this one was not fully grown. it was about half way there, lacking the bulk of the adult kind, and appearing slightly pinkish in shade. obviously puberty had just begun, as hair was bursting along its spindly body. anyhow: it came rushing up the...

The river was dark, cold, and solid, and, launched from the bank by her Father, she hit it with a violent slap. The dark water swamped her as she sank: freezing her limbs, filling her mouth, it forced itself down her throat, and punched into...

i just came up with this, and i'm supremely pleased with it. stealth dating is going out on a date with someone and (1) you, the initiator of the date, know full well that you intend but you don't mention it as such to your...

i've seen the Scorpion King. i saw it a long time ago, but it was shit. not just a little shit, like the Mummy or the Mummy Returns, which had serious problems. (however, i maintain, that if you skip the first five minutes of the Mummy, it's...

i learnt something last night: when a huntsman spider is crawling up your legs, aiming for your crotch, you'll wake up with surprising speed, and catch the offending spider in one movement, crushing it in your hand...